Category: Toast

Toast Post: the Death of 9:30PM Snack Time

I am Toast. This is my Post. There is nothing more satisfying than a late night snack and as everyone knows, all late night snacks should be enjoyed after 9:30PM but before 9:40PM. Snacks later than 9:40PM can interfere with

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Toast Post: Puppy of Steel

I am Thunder Toast. This is my post. As darkness crawls across the sky, drawing the blanket of night, I slip from bed and don my Thunder Shirt. As Superman, Batman, and Silent Bob before me, my Thunder Shirt is

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Toast Post: Puppy Fight Club

I am Toast. This is my post. Welcome to Puppy Fight Club! The first rule of Puppy Fight Club is: you do not talk about Puppy Fight Club. The second rule of Puppy Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk

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Toast Post: Big Discovery

I am Toast. This is my post. I have made a great discovery! Perhaps one of the greatest discoveries ever made since Columbus got lost and stopped in America to ask for directions. I am so excited because this represents

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