Category: Toast

Toast Post: When it rains…

I am Toast. This is my post. Something is afoot in the dwelling. From the safety of Designated Hiding Spot #34 (located behind the couch on the first floor) I just watched Mommy and Daddy pull Dakota the Fluffer Wolf

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Toast Post: An Open Letter to the Creators of Kibble

I am Toast. This is my post. Yesterday, as dinner-time approached, this wonderful scent filled the house from the kitchen. While the smoke was of slight concern, I quickly deduced that Mommy was cooking – smoke, sometimes fire, and many

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Toast Post: Rockets Red Glare

I am Toast. This is my post. I am reporting live from deep within the bowels of Fort Hotdog under the coffee table in the living room of the compound. The bombs began falling nearly two hours ago and there

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Toast Post: Why 3:18 AM is the Best Time to Go Tee-Tee

I am Toast. This is my post. I am an easy going Toast but occasionally my Mommy makes suggestions that are completely baseless, simply not well thought-out, and harmful to others. This morning, she made just such a suggestion. I

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