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Toast Post: Big Discovery

I am Toast. This is my post. I have made a great discovery! Perhaps one of the greatest discoveries ever made since Columbus got lost and stopped in America to ask for directions. I am so excited because this represents

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Toast Post: Proper Nightly Blankie Fluffy

I am Toast. This is my post. I often find that I have to retrain Mommy. She is not very obedient and does not take instruction well. Tonight was such a night. At precisely 10pm I alerted Mommy and Daddy

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Toast Post: Mommy Made Me Watch a Scary Stephen King Movie

I am Toast. This is my post. Normally the home theater is my favorite room in the whole house. It’s dark and quiet. I have a big comfy couch and my favorite blankie with the correct number of holes. I

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Toast Post: When it rains…

I am Toast. This is my post. Something is afoot in the dwelling. From the safety of Designated Hiding Spot #34 (located behind the couch on the first floor) I just watched Mommy and Daddy pull Dakota the Fluffer Wolf

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