Category: Toast

Toast Post: An Open Letter to the Creators of Kibble

I am Toast. This is my post. Yesterday, as dinner-time approached, this wonderful scent filled the house from the kitchen. While the smoke was of slight concern, I quickly deduced that Mommy was cooking – smoke, sometimes fire, and many

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Toast Post: Rockets Red Glare

I am Toast. This is my post. I am reporting live from deep within the bowels of Fort Hotdog under the coffee table in the living room of the compound. The bombs began falling nearly two hours ago and there

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Toast Post: Why 3:18 AM is the Best Time to Go Tee-Tee

I am Toast. This is my post. I am an easy going Toast but occasionally my Mommy makes suggestions that are completely baseless, simply not well thought-out, and harmful to others. This morning, she made just such a suggestion. I

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Toast Post: The Art of Selfies

I am Toast. This is my post. As you are aware, I tend to peruse the internets as my schedule permits. Humans tend to post much personal information and it has proven to be an invaluable source of intel in

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