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Jan312017

The Fourth Monkey Contest! #4MK

“You need to understand what I’ve done.”

 

Want a copy of the letter 4MK sends to police? Just complete this form with your purchase info:

    Your entry will automatically be entered in the Draft Copy Giveaway!

    Still haven’t bought your copy? Order here.

     

    You could win a draft copy of this novel!

    What is a draft copy? Read on –

    If you found this page, you are about to embark on a journey sure to change your life, bring you immense riches, fame, and the love & adoration of millions of strangers (and not in a creepy way). Okay, maybe not all that but you’re going to have a little fun.

    I’m often asked what it takes to write a novel and I usually spout off the same information you’ve heard from every other published author out there; write about what you know, write every day, edit, be prepared to hit the delete key – beneath the fat is a trim piece of meat. Anyone can write a book, it takes a good editor to tell a story.

    You see, books are not born perfect. They start out as truant, disobedient children deserving of nothing less than a one-way ticket to military school where (any parent hopes) they will be whipped into shape and molded into great little citizens before finally being released upon the world to find their place in life.

    A final draft can be wrought with errors and inconsistencies – pesky little problems that derail the reader mid-sentence and cause them to take pause while muttering, “What the…huh?”

    From the time I step out of my office with a new manuscript in hand until the moment it finally lands on my publisher’s desk, many people peruse the pages, red ink is spilled, highlighters run dry. This is all part of the process, necessary steps when turning that mischievous troublemaker into a presentable adult in a finely tailored suit.

    My wife is my first line of defense – the first person to peel back the cover page and work through my mess of words until finally reaching the last page with those two glorious words, THE END, printed at the center. Adverbs fear her, Unnecessary characters quake in their boots, knowing she can end their lives with a flick of her pencil. She is my toughest critic and I love her for it. At this stage, a new book requires honesty. If something doesn’t work, it must go. She doesn’t hold back; I wouldn’t want her to.

    Once she is finished, I return to my office, tattered manuscript in hand, and lick my wounds. I then rewrite, and rewrite, then edit and rewrite my rewrite. I address the problems she pointed out, correct the weaknesses, and breath new life into the dying, emerging with (what I hope is) a better book. Then that manuscript takes a trip down to the local QuickCopy, where it multiplies by half a dozen or so. These copies go to my First Readers.

    At this stage, we hope the truancy problems have been solved, the child is quick with a “Yes, sir” or “No, ma’am,” no longer the evil little monster it once was. But there is always something left behind. The stubborn little errors that slipped by, determined to make it into the final printed copy and onto a bookstore shelf.

    My First Readers are tasked with finding those last few errors, those flaws, the remaining plot holes. Thirty days later those printed copies come back to me, marked up and beaten with signs of war. And I go to work, one last time.

    When I find myself no longer adding or deleting paragraphs, when I’m doing nothing but shuffling a comma from here to there, then back again, I know the work is done. The file is emailed to my agent and publisher and all those printed drafts are boxed away and retired to the basement, never to see the light of day again.

    Why am I telling you all this?

    Those boxes are stacked to the rafters and I’d like your help cleaning out my basement.

    We’re going to make a bit of a contest out of it – hold on tight.

    Contest Details

    I’ve got a little book out called, The Fourth Monkey. If you’re reading this page, there is a good chance you’ve already bought it. If not, you can order here.

    How would you like to own one of the draft copies?

    I’m giving away three.

    Each is unique, one of a kind. Not only do they contain story elements different from the final novel, they’re chock full of handwritten notes (I apologize in advance for my horrible handwriting). If you’re a fan, how cool would it be to own one? If you’re not a fan, well, they’ll fetch a pretty penny on eBay. Either way – winner, winner, chicken dinner.

     

    How Do I Participate?

    This part is easy. All you have to do post a picture on social media with the hashtag #4MK, holding one of the following:

    That’s it!

    Here’s the kicker – You can repost that same image as many times as you’d like on as many social media platforms as you wish. Each post of a verifiable purchase equals ten entries.

     

    Don’t forget to support your local bookstore by mentioning them in your post!

    Want to gain even more entries? Share this contest with the social media buttons below. Each share equals one entry.

     

    Winners will be announced August 31st, 2017 (Contest closed – winners below).

     

    Good luck!

    jd

     

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    Lizzie Ham – Stockdale, CA
    Derick Fajardo – Phoenix, AZ
    Ariana Fae – Port St Lucie, FL

     

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    Nov172016

    How to Listen to Audiobooks on your Apple Watch

    Most people know me for my fiction, I’m not one to typically put up a blog post on some random, far reaching topic. I don’t do product reviews or share the innermost workings of my personal life via social media. In fact, after combing through the other posts on the blog portion of my site, I was unable to find a single other on a topic unrelated to writing. That was nearly enough for me to hit the delete key and put a quick end to this block of text but as my finger hovered over that key, I remembered why I wanted to do this in the first place.

    I searched far and wide and found very little information on this particular topic and in a world where literally all information is right at our fingertips, that simply won’t do. Somebody had to dip their toe in the water first, that might as well be me.

    A little backstory first. For those of you non-readers, the ones who came here just for the techno-info, I’m sorry about this, but the writer in me can’t simply post instructions. Like any other, this is a story with a beginning, middle, and end, and with that, comes a little back story, character development, and scene setting. I can’t avoid it. You should see my grocery list; it looks like an entry from NaNoWriMo.

    I devour books. At any given moment, I’m in the middle of two hardcovers, an ebook on my Kindle, and I have at least one book queued up in the Audible app on my iPhone. Depending on where I am, I pick up whatever is closest. For obvious reasons, Audible is my go-to when in the car and when I’m out exercising.

    img_7735 This is Dakota the Fluffer Wolf.

    He’s a five year old Siberian Husky and an avid Pittsburgh Steeler fan. He enjoys long walks on the beach, sidewalk, or through the middle of the woods at a brisk pace with his humans chasing close behind. Somehow during his four years on this planet, he learned to tell time and each day at exactly 4 P.M. he locates either me or his mother and insists on taking one of us for a walk. He doesn’t care who, as long as there is adult participation. Also, if you’ve ever seen us on the street, it is very clear that he is walking us. I hold no delusions about this and I’m happy to go. When your daily commute to work is ten feet from your bedroom and you spend the day behind a desk, exercise is a must. Unless, of course, you’re Jabba the Hutt, then it’s optional.

    As I mentioned, on these walks I grab my iPhone and my bluetooth headset and hold onto that leash with all my strength as he pulls me along for a good three or four miles. Keeping up with a dog bred to pull a sled eight hours a day is no easy feat, he’s got some serious energy. When I say we walk, it’s more like a crazy run, jog, walk, sprint. Holding onto that leash while also maintaining possession of my iPhone is another difficult task. I dropped my share in the early years and was a frequent visitor to Apple’s Genius Bar for repairs. Over the past year, I resorted to an armband and nearly considered one of those fanny packs. These were dark days.

    When Apple announced their second generation watch would come with 8GB of storage, I got a little excited. That’s more than enough room for an audiobook or two, right? I placed an order and waited for my shiny new toy to arrive. When it did, I configured my watch face, got it just the way I like it. Programmed in my workout data, and browsed through all the apps (which conveniently loaded from my iPhone the moment I paired the two). At first I thought I missed the Audible app, the icons on the watch are small, after all, easily missed. After a thorough run-through I realized it wasn’t there. I visited the Audible site in search of a watch download and sadly learned they didn’t have an app for the Apple Watch.

    What?!?

    Being the glass half full kind of guy that I am, I gave them the benefit of the doubt. They didn’t create an app for the first generation watch because it wouldn’t have worked. They’re probably hard at work on an app for the Apple Watch 2, maybe they’ll even get it out in time for the holidays.

    What do I do in the meantime?

    I’d really like to go on those walks mentioned above with nothing but my headphones, Apple Watch, and the dog, can’t forget the dog. How though? I searched the interwebs far and wide and found numerous Franken-fixes. This is the easiest solution I could find and it works, but it takes a little doing:

    • Go to your local library and check out an audiobook on CD (silver discs, can be placed in a device to produce sound with fairly good accuracy)
    • Load the CD into iTunes on your Mac or PC
    • Create a playlist called APPLE WATCH
    • Load the audiobook files into your new playlist
    • Sync this playlist with your iPhone via iCloud or a cable
    • Open the Apple Watch app on your iPhone > Music > Synced Music > Select your APPLE WATCH playlist (it should say “Sync Pending”)
    • Attach your Apple Watch to its charger with your iPhone within bluetooth range
    • Wait for it to sync (took me about 10 minutes for one book)
    • Be sure shuffle is turned off on your Apple Watch (because that would just suck)
    • Play your audiobook!

    Note: If you use iCloud to sync, make sure all the tracks upload to the cloud successfully and download to your phone successfully before you sync your Apple Watch. If a track is grayed out on iTunes, right-click and upload it again. If a track is grayed out on your iPhone, make sure it upload properly from iTunes. Nothing worse than a missing track on an audiobook (unless, of course, you skipped the step above about turning off shuffle, because that would be worse).

    Additional Note: Keep an eye on your track names within the playlist. Because iTunes will sort these in alpha order, they may not appear in the correct order. I’ve found that when you have more than ten disks, iTunes likes to order them as: Disk 1, Disk 10, Disk 11, Disk 2… so disks 10 and higher need to be moved manually to the correct place in the playlist.

    That’s it. Until the kind folks at Audible decide to grace us with an app, this is the best solution out there. I know it’s not pretty, but it works. If you know of a better way, by all means, post it in the comments below.

    It’s three minutes after four and my dog is not happy. There’s no valid excuse for tardiness.

    On a side note, if you’re looking for a little something to listen to, ask your librarian about this one:

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    Or this one, due out in June 2017:

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    Good luck!

    Oct192016

    A Note from J.D. – The Fourth Monkey

    First of all, I need to apologize. It’s been a long time since I wrote to you. Much longer than I would have hoped and there’s really no good excuse. Time goes by fast and it’s important to stay in touch, even if it’s just a simple note to let people know you’re still out there somewhere and all is well.

    Let me assure you, I am still out there and all IS well. All is BETTER than well.

    When I wrote Forsaken a few years back and put it out in the wild, I had hoped a few people might pick it up and enjoy it, maybe tell one or two friends, possibly drop me a line to tell me I added a little light to an otherwise dull day. Better yet, write to tell me they had to turn on a light at the dead of night to scare off the shadows my words caused to scurry about. That’s all any writer really wants – to know they made some kind of impact, left an impression.

    I never expected Stephen King to grant me permission to use one of his characters from Needful Things in the book.

    I never expected Bram Stoker’s family to read that book, contact me, and ask me to co-author a prequel to Dracula using Bram Stoker’s original notes.

    I never expected Forsaken to hit numerous bestseller lists or go to #2 on Audible.

    I never expected any of it. Yet…

    It’s funny how words can change things, the power they have. The right words can create a place, they can introduce us to new people, they can build a world we want to visit. They can make us laugh and they can frighten us. Words can change a life – they changed mine.

    I am unbelievably honored and humbled by the fact that you welcomed my words into your life, that we’re taking this journey together. And I can promise you one thing – if you’re willing to hang on, it’s going to be one hell of a ride.

    The sequel to Forsaken is coming soon. The Dracula prequel is just around the corner. You see, I may not have written to you recently, but I have been writing. I’ve been writing a lot. I never stopped and there are some big things cooking in the kitchen.

    Before those two books hit the shelves, I’ve got something special I want to share with you. Something I think you’re gonna like.

    I’d like to introduce you to a friend of mine. It’s better you meet from a distance, I think. He’s not someone you’d want to meet up close. He goes by 4MK, and he’s been a bad boy.

    Read more about The Fourth Monkey

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